Photo Courtesy (gambling times magazine)

I ran across an old copy of the December 1979 issue of gambling times magazine the other day. It's amazing to see how much has changed since back then. Atlantic City casinos were new, and Caesars had just finished the $100 million Boardwalk Regency. There were ads for Nevada casinos like the Dunes, the Sahara, The Landmark, the Silverbird, and the Stardust. On the cover is a great photo of a dealer Carole Highston at the Playboy Nassau in the Bahamas. If you don't know those names, well, that's because those casinos are all gone. Bummer!

The rooms at the Playboy casino were a little expensive back then, but almost every advertisement in the magazine had an offer to stay at one of the Nevada hotel casinos at a special rate. Three days, two nights were popular, but several were offering a three night stay - all for about $69. And, that's because room costs are fairly low at casinos. Keep that in mind when you go out to gamble.

No, I didn't say you could find a room at your own local casino these days for free, but if you have a casino host and give the property some decent play (even $25 action), you should be able to score some nice deals. You can't expect to get a room on the holiday weekend for free, or even on a Friday or Saturday, but Sunday through Thursday most resorts have plenty of rooms available, and while they may charge $195 a night for a room, their cost to turn the room (clean it) is only about $20, so they can afford to give out plenty of casino rate rooms and free rooms.

The casino rate is usually about half the going rate, but you'll never get the deal if you don't ask for it. And, that deal usually won't cost you any points off your player's card. Having a casino host helps you take advantage of things like free rooms, sporting events, and concert tickets too.

My favorite advertisement in the old gambling times magazine was a special at the Landmark Inn. I stayed there more than once years ago on a free room deal. For every $500 in special chips you purchased at the cage you got to stay in the hotel one night for free. The chips couldn't be cashed back in at the cage, however. When you won, the dealer paid you with regular chips. When you lost, they took your special chips. So, you were tied to the house until you lost $500 in bets.

With 100 hands an hour (yeah, the dealers really cranked 'em out back then) you were bound to lose 50 bets fairly quickly. Even playing $10 a hand you could move your special chips in an hour. I bet $10 to $50 and dumped my $1500 in chips in an hour and a half. No problem, three free nights. Anybody hear about a deal like that available now, you let me know!

"Nick the Greek" said, "the only thing better than betting and winning, is betting and losing." Well, I hate to lose, so I say the only thing better than betting and winning, is getting a bunch of freebies. If you haven't joined a player's club or slot club, you won't be able to take advantage of all the deals out there right now, so join the fun!

I spend more time in Nevada than in casinos on the east coast, so I'm used to getting all my drinks for free. Sometimes I even get a bottle of apple or orange juice for later. And since the drinks are free, I don't mind tipping the cocktail servers because they deal with crazy gamblers all night. That can't be easy.

Drinking alcohol and gambling is like those rear view mirrors with the sticker that says "objects in mirror may appear larger than actual size," your bankroll may appear larger than it is if you drink, so be careful with those free cocktails. Beyond the drinks though, it's always nice to grab some freebies. Look for clubs that offer double points or even 5x points on certain days. The South Point Casino in Vegas has a 5x slots points and 2x video poker points day on the 28th of May. They also have $49 room rates and $59 2-night packages. You can probably pay for that with your points if you put in the hours! At the South Point, 1000 points are worth $3 and every $1 in action gets 1 point.

At Station Casinos like Fiesta and Boulder, 1000 points are worth $1, but you get 3 points for every $1 in action. Several of the Station casinos have room rates as low as $39 a night, and points can be used for cash back, food, movies, bowling, etc.

At Coast Casinos like the Orleans and Gold Coast have room rates right now from $26 per night. With the Coast's B Connected club, earn 25,000 points and then you get 2x points all the time!

In Laughlin

The Aquarius offers loyal players double points and energetic players can increase their points to 3x and even 4x.

The Riverside offers Bonus Points for cash. Every $5 coin-in earns you 1 point. Every 1000 points receives $10 cash, and room deals (often free) are offered to all club members.

The Colorado Belle and Edgewater offer $5 in slot play to new club members and an incentive of up to $250 for 48 hours. Earn 1000 points and receive $25.

The Avi casino has 2x points every Thursday.

The Tropicana and River Palms have 5x points on video poker and 15x points on slots for new members.

The Pioneer offers 5x points for new members and 3x points on special days.

At Harrah's, you can see Sheryl Crow in concert for $179 with a 2-night stay package for two guests.

Don't settle for just a free drink. Go out and get some real freebies!

If you love playing Pai Gow, things may be looking up for you as more properties add linked jackpots to their game mix. I've enjoyed playing Pai Gow since Washington State legalized mini-casinos (15 table games max) about a dozen years ago. Each little casino around Seattle had $5 games and seats available during the two years I lived there, ruining my life by becoming a Mariner's baseball fan, but that's just another bad-beat story.

As for Pai Gow, many casinos now offer the game with a $1 bonus bet on a progressive jackpot, and I always get interested in those when the numbers get over $200,000. I figure that's just high enough for me to really scream about my tax bill ( a few years back, a player at Northern California's Thunder Valley Casino hit a 7-card straight flush for over $500,000). Recently the Gila River casinos in Arizona linked their Pai Gow tables (Vee Quiva, Lone Butte, and Wild Horse Pass) and now their jackpot is $252,000. That's worth a shot!

In Las Vegas, Cannery Casino Resort Properties (CCR), including The Rampart Casino, Eastside Cannery Casino & Cannery Casino, has also linked their tables. Last month they had a $262,000 winner! In addition, the CCR (No, not Creedence Clearwater Revival) group offers a new Pai Gow version called EZ Pai Gow .

EZ Pai Gow is a game with no commission. Instead of taking the extra time to collect commission, EZ Pai Gow uses another revenue source to get the same edge in the game. Each time the dealer makes a queen-high Pai Gow, all bets are a push! It's a great idea, and you'll get more hands per hour. It's win-win as far as I'm concerned.

Got a high progressive jackpot at a casino near you? Drop me a line. Pai Gow players have to stick together!

I was waiting impatiently for a playable hand in an Omaha-eight game the other day and my mind wandered off without me. I started thinking of the way things have changed over the past decade or so in poker rooms. The best thing I could think of was that many poker rooms are non-smoking now. After spending the previous decade sucking-up second hand smoke and having my eyes continually bloodshot from the perpetual cloud of toxins around the game, my body is much happier now! That's progress.

I'm not sure I like having TV's all over the walls, because I get distracted by them, and I can't figure out why. I mean, how many times can I watch the same highlights on ESPN? Many times, apparently. I am happy the chairs are better now though. Some joints used to have the worst little chairs, no padding, and they didn't roll around or anything. The horror!

Poker terms have changed, but it really doesn't matter whether you spike a set on the turn, or catch trips, it's still three of a kind. And, it's still nice when players exhibit some manners. That's what I thought when my mind returned from wherever it went to. Probably because there was a young lady playing in my Omaha game who smiled, spoke pleasantly, and even showed down some obvious losers when calling.

She didn't fire her cards into the muck with disgust when she lost. She just tabled her hand and congratulated the winner. I got to say, "Thank you," and rake the chips on several occasions myself, and you know, when I got counterfeited on a big hand and she scooped a monster pot, I just showed my hand and smiled. It only hurt a little.

It never hurts to show some poker etiquette, and, players don't mind losing so much when the game is lively and friendly. And, if you spend your life on the green felt playing table coach, knock it off. Nobody on the game cares how much you know. The dealer is likely to be able to handle any situation, give 'em a chance.

Which reminds me, as much as today's new players might think they are different than yesterdays, they really aren't. Why? Because no matter how experienced and well-read (within the realms of poker strategy books) new players are, the percentages haven't changed any since twenty years ago. The hands are still made just as often, the pot odds are calculated the same, and......... somehow there is still the same percentage of good players and bad.

That's right. Amazingly, the game still produces the same number of winners and losers once the year ticks past and New Year's Eve ends. So, as always, you have to put your best game on the table to take down the chips. And, there's nothing wrong with being polite. It only hurts a little.